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The Lilywhites have managed to finish above those pesky Gooners every season since the last at White Hart Lane and have had a bigger share of wins in the North London Derby in recent years. Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Tottenham Hotspur tickets? He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Tottenham Hotspur supporter." A: Intelligent Tottenham supporters. "Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker.", "I've good news and bad news for you this morning, sir." They said lets split it based on the soccer clubs we support. Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. Have a better joke about Tottenham to mock your mates? Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit? Twice. Q: What do you call 100 Tottenham Hotspur supporters at the bottom of a cliff? Whilst the away end was bouncing, one Arsenal fan was hiding in plain sight behind enemy lines, and went viral for showing off his Arsenal kit in the home end, without the steward noticing, as you can see in the video below. You have a gun with two bullets. To receive credit as the author, enter your information below. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. How does Arsenal do in Europe?They 10-2 get knocked out. ", boasts the little girl. A: A good start! ", Meanwhile one simply stated: "Quality from the Arsenal website.". My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whiskey didn't break. Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal supporter and a baby? Why dont they drink tea at White Hart Lane?Because all the cups are in Manchester. Youd never do something like that, would you?Of course not! exclaimed her husband. Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password. Knock, knock. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate. Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test? Piers Morgan jokes about failed Mudryk Arsenal transfer after Odegaard ", Another said: "The fact Arsenal have to put that on their website shows how threatened they are of us nowadays. Whats so special about Spurs from all other EPL clubs?They are a social experiment set up to see how far they can mentally and physically push a human being. A: Every fall they go into hibernation. A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while! Like the massive whopper that he is, Richard Keys somehow managed to blame the incident on Mikel Arteta's actions on the touchline. club doctors confirm. Plus tips on how to play better and interviews with the biggest names. A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television. Hate Jokes Arsenal You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and an Arsenal Fan. Your email address will not be published. The Sun website is regulated by the Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO), Our journalists strive for accuracy but on occasion we make mistakes. What is the difference between Tottenham and a book?A book has a title. 40 FC Barcelona Jokes You Cannot Share With A Cule, 80 Football World Cup 2022 Jokes To Cheer Soccer Fans, 35 Tottenham Jokes You Cannot Share With Spurs Fans. Shall I call your wife for you?" Jokes About Arsenal What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi? Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet? That was the case on Sunday as well, as one Spurs fan kicked Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale at the end of the match, as the England player collected his things. I set my XBOX password to "Arsenal Defense". A: Kick his sister in the mouth Arsenal Jokes - Gunners Jokes - Jokes4us.com Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale kicked by fan following victory over Away from the Premier League action, Cristiano Ronaldo was filmed angrily reacting to a young fan's Lionel Messi joke after an Al-Nassr game. Mark White has been a staff writer on FourFourTwo since joining in January 2020, writing pieces for both online and the magazine. Why do ducks fly over White Hart Lane upside down? And then a fan jumped over and gave me a little punch [sic] in the back. A: Nice tattoo Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Meanwhile, a Manchester United star faces a snub from . Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and hit that Arsenal bastard again, harder. What do you call a Tottenham Hotspur supporter who scores high on IQ tests?A cheat. The Liverpool supporter said I want the liver Knock, knock. There is, however, one exception. ", It was lean pickings one winter but eventually they managed to catch a mouse and are discussing how they will divide it up. BETWEEN TOTTENHAM and ARSENAL FANS at NORTH LONDON DERBY Thogden 1.29M subscribers Join Subscribe 682K views 9 months ago Special atmosphere at North London Derby inside Tottenham stadium. The car radio automatically switches to classical music. Taking enjoyment from the travails of rival clubs and players is football's dark matter: a constant force, essential to the very structure of the universe, but lurking murkily in the background. When the train came out of the tunnel, Megan Fox and the Spurs fan were sitting as if nothing had happened while the Gunners fan had his hand against his face as if he had been hit hard. "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. )Emery day Arsenal fans are hoping for a better season! 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Arsenal fans still celebrate in song the glory years when they enjoyed title victory on enemy territory at Tottenham in the Double-winning year of 1971 and again under Arsene Wenger in 2004. and a mosquito? Why is Arsenal gutted at the collapse of the European Super League?They were really looking forward to the possibility of finishing as high as 12th place. ", So the reporter starts again: "Gooner git kills family pet". Love my club. Ive let you down Ive let you down.Dont be stupid Diego, you got a draw against Spurs all by yourself. Career Day We know its important but its only Spurs. Tottenham fan Joseph Watts, 35, has pleaded guilty at Uxbridge Magistrates' Court to assaulting Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale on the pitch after the North London Derby against Tottenham Hotspur on January 15. The Spurs fan said: "Aren't you going to examine "down below? Spurs supporters were left annoyed over the message, as they insisted that it was an unnecessary cheap shot. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Gunners supporter." ", The boy interrupts again: "I'm not a Rangers fan either. England and Wales company registration number 2008885. A gummy bear. Arsenal are no strangers when it comes to mocking local rivals Tottenham. 'Disciplinary' is the only one associated with the word 'action'.FC Arsenal JokesWhats the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.Arsenal Funny JokesWhat is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?The tea stays in the cup longer!Arsenal Funny JokesHow did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?''Smashing! "Well, My Dad and Mom are Liverpool supporters, and I'm a Liverpool fan, too!" BA1 1UA. Similar to Bananaman getting called up as an Avenger. The Arsenal fan nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the Spurs fan. Jessica Amlee Finally, things might be starting to turn our way! What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win a trophy?Turns off the Xbox. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. by A: People would pass up a pair of Spurs tickets. Tottenham 0-2 Arsenal: Gunners fans dreaming of Premier League title Tottenham fan admits assault on Arsenal's Aaron Ramsdale after north Q: Did you hear that Tottenham Hotspur doesn't have a website? Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Spurs fan? Not really knowing what a Tottenham Hotspur supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. ", Feeling the need to point out their trophies won, this fan messaged: "Last time I checked, 3 European Trophies, 2 League Titles, 8 FA Cups, 4 League Cups.". SOL CAMPBELL has slammed Tottenham fans for the years of abuse aimed at him following his move to Arsenal.The Englishman made the move to Arsenal afte . Q: Why are Arsenal strikers like grizzly bears? A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. "Why I'm proud to be a Liverpool supporter. Select it and click on the button to choose it.Then click on the link if you want to upload up to 3 more images. What should you do? Entering your story is easy to do. Taking to Twitter, a fan remarked: "Only Arsenal will duck a fixture against us then have the arrogance to drop a s*** trophy joke on the club website which isn't even true." Arsenal goalkeeper, Aaron Ramsdale, has explained why a Tottenham Hotspur fan attacked him following his side's Premier League North London derby 2-0 win over Spurs on Sunday.
